02-20-2017, 10:27 PM
Lets share here our funny/freaky/shocking stories with freaks 
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I matched with that Tinder pinay few days before arriving in Manila. She was looking alright, nothing amazing but as I had only a few days in Phili I wasnt going to be too picky.
As soon as I told her i was arriving the friday night at 2am, she offered me to pick me up at the airport and join her sister birthday party. I wasnt too keen but kept her on hold. She added that I cud also spend the night at her place.
One hour before leaving Taiwan, I still had nothing booked for the night in Manila, so I text the girl and told her that if someone was sober enough to pick me up at the airport, Id be happy to join. She agreed.
3 hours later, I arrive at the airport, and found the chick waiting for me with a chubby ladyboy (more boy than lady) and a tom boy. Well, thats lucky I wasnt expecting for a group of welcoming hotties !
As we make our way to the car, I find out that she is fairly tipsy. Im lazy to cancel the plan so I let her drive us to some poor area of Manila. We stoppe to get beers and food. Im paying for the goods and decide that I cant be too much of a tight ass since she invites me to stay at her place for free.
We arrive at her fairly nice house but against all hopes thats her family home, so I got to meet her dad. Clearly not my idea of a good pre-smashing warm up. We finally start drinking and at least I can enjoy some Red Horse, was 2 years since my last ones.
The ladyboy and tomboy leave around 6am, and my chick tells me "Before we go to bed, lets visit my dead auntie" Im like what the hell, thats a lot to go thru for a fuck, but I keep it inside and agree. We walk to a house nearby, enter in a living room occupied by half-sleeping relatives and stop in front of one of those coffin with an open trap that shows the dead auntie's upper body. Well, Im sure she looked better alive, but I keep that for myself and we shortly return to my tinder chick's home.
In her bedroom, I try to chase out of my mind her dead and alive relatives and we start making out. Real quick she asks me to eat her pussy, which I dont mind doing, but as soon as I start she says "Eat me but I dont eat you ok" Hum, thats a first! I groan and think "you can count on that slut.." I dont let the licking last too long and then shove my cock in her mouth. After one minute of that she unsurprisingly asks me to put it in her pussy. She got a loose cunt but except that offers a fair doggystyle root.
When we wake up, I got to push her away a few times cause we used the only condom we had. And on my way to the bathroom I meet daddy again, who tries to pressure me to get macdo for everyone. Luckily tinder slut takes my side and says I got no cash left. I decide to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible and get a uber back to Makati.
The cherry on the cake, a few months after, I text her about an other subject, and after reflirting with me, she tells me she is going to New York to live with her husband, that she already had when I smashed her in daddy's home. Apparently at the time, she told her father I was her husban's best friend. LOL.
Too bad for the new yorker, who's white, young and fairly good looking. I think he needs to read Swoop the world a bit..
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I matched with that Tinder pinay few days before arriving in Manila. She was looking alright, nothing amazing but as I had only a few days in Phili I wasnt going to be too picky.
As soon as I told her i was arriving the friday night at 2am, she offered me to pick me up at the airport and join her sister birthday party. I wasnt too keen but kept her on hold. She added that I cud also spend the night at her place.
One hour before leaving Taiwan, I still had nothing booked for the night in Manila, so I text the girl and told her that if someone was sober enough to pick me up at the airport, Id be happy to join. She agreed.
3 hours later, I arrive at the airport, and found the chick waiting for me with a chubby ladyboy (more boy than lady) and a tom boy. Well, thats lucky I wasnt expecting for a group of welcoming hotties !
As we make our way to the car, I find out that she is fairly tipsy. Im lazy to cancel the plan so I let her drive us to some poor area of Manila. We stoppe to get beers and food. Im paying for the goods and decide that I cant be too much of a tight ass since she invites me to stay at her place for free.
We arrive at her fairly nice house but against all hopes thats her family home, so I got to meet her dad. Clearly not my idea of a good pre-smashing warm up. We finally start drinking and at least I can enjoy some Red Horse, was 2 years since my last ones.
The ladyboy and tomboy leave around 6am, and my chick tells me "Before we go to bed, lets visit my dead auntie" Im like what the hell, thats a lot to go thru for a fuck, but I keep it inside and agree. We walk to a house nearby, enter in a living room occupied by half-sleeping relatives and stop in front of one of those coffin with an open trap that shows the dead auntie's upper body. Well, Im sure she looked better alive, but I keep that for myself and we shortly return to my tinder chick's home.
In her bedroom, I try to chase out of my mind her dead and alive relatives and we start making out. Real quick she asks me to eat her pussy, which I dont mind doing, but as soon as I start she says "Eat me but I dont eat you ok" Hum, thats a first! I groan and think "you can count on that slut.." I dont let the licking last too long and then shove my cock in her mouth. After one minute of that she unsurprisingly asks me to put it in her pussy. She got a loose cunt but except that offers a fair doggystyle root.
When we wake up, I got to push her away a few times cause we used the only condom we had. And on my way to the bathroom I meet daddy again, who tries to pressure me to get macdo for everyone. Luckily tinder slut takes my side and says I got no cash left. I decide to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible and get a uber back to Makati.
The cherry on the cake, a few months after, I text her about an other subject, and after reflirting with me, she tells me she is going to New York to live with her husband, that she already had when I smashed her in daddy's home. Apparently at the time, she told her father I was her husban's best friend. LOL.
Too bad for the new yorker, who's white, young and fairly good looking. I think he needs to read Swoop the world a bit..
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