Creative Answers for Common Questions from Girls
#1
Refining or getting back to the basics.

Girl during a day game set hooks and asks "What's your job?" How do you guys answer?

My current answer: "I work online, trading stocks. So I can work anywhere with Internet."

Creative answer: "I'm an aspiring evil online capitalist. My goal is not to create, but to own. That way, I can live off the backs of everyone else's labor, while I enjoy life."

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Next common question from girls, and usually a follow up to the one previous one, since I'm not a local: "What are you doing here?"

My current answer: "I'm in Belgrade because it's one of the most open big cities during these virus times."

Creative answer: "Well, since I'm an aspiring evil online capitalist, what better place to enjoy life off the backs of others than one of the most open big cities during these virus times?"

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Edit, bonus on "what's your job?" for you office workers, since I used to be one. It was an abbreviated version of the answer to the first question in this: https://youtu.be/cgg9byUy-V4

Always got a chuckle from the girls.
If you haven't met anyone, I'll assume you're lying (h/t to Teedub from the old forum)
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#2
Lately I told a girl I'm the Bitcoin CEO and she believed and didn't care.

After few similar question turn the position and ask her if she's a serial killer.

"What we are gonna do in your house?"

Turn around the shit test and tell her I'm on my periods so I can't have sex with you.

"Why Mexico?"

Because it's open. Even though I hate tacos and tequila it's open.

Make their boring hamster spin a little.
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#3
Good thread topic and timely post.

Tried out a new answer this week while out dancing with a girl who was feeling me. It came time for 

"What do you do?

I had a shot of tequila in me and told her –

"I do some stuff with cryptocurrency thats questionably legal. Nothing horrific just a major legal gray area. If I say more you won't understand, and if you understood you wouldn't believe. 

I've been in the space since early 2017 so I have a feel for certain major developments and opportunities."

The answer definitely spiked her interest and it's clear why. From her perspective:

+ Well-dressed guy, admittedly early on the crypto boom and possibly secretly rich

+ Mysterious and uncommon answer that indicates I know something significant that she doesn't

+ On the edge of the law but not human trafficking illegal

+ Clever and willing to seize opportunities

She didnt pry more but in my case I'd have a simple explanation if she does. Also easy to deflect further questioning since i told her what I do is 'possibly illegal' and I don't know her like that yet.

Didnt take the girl home since she was out with friends but she was on my arm til closing time.
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#4
(05-04-2021, 05:54 PM)AirWaves Wrote: Girl during a day game set hooks and asks "What's your job?" How do you guys answer?

My current answer: "I work online, trading stocks. So I can work anywhere with Internet."

Creative answer: "I'm an aspiring evil online capitalist. My goal is not to create, but to own. That way, I can live off the backs of everyone else's labor, while I enjoy life."

Good idea for a thread since you can always refine different scenarios around these questions. 

I would minimize the creative type answers around occupation, since sometimes this type of humour can fall flat or seem corny. The exception being if it's relevant to her world or something she might find intriguing, scandalous, or exciting. 

So if you wanted to joke about doing online work, I would say something around having an OnlyFans account rather than being an evil capitalist. 

Also, if you're stumped on how you want to play your reply (or even if you just want to try out a new approach), get her to guess your job after she asks. 

This can open up some playful threads on why she made certain assumptions, how to read people, you and her pointing out others for people watching, etc.
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#5
This one is more online, but I get a bunch of time: ''tell me more about yourself''.

I find this so annoying, since it's such an open-ended question and I don't want to tell my whole life story.
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#6
Q: Do you have any kids?
A: Not that I know of
Or
A: No but we could make some tonight

Q: How many girls have you slept with/met from this app/brought here (to your home)?
A: Dunno, I'm no statistician
Or
A: Ask this to my accountant/lawyer

Q: Have you ever slept with a (inserts her nationality) before?
A: Not sure, lemme do an Excel query search into my database and get back to you next week

Q: What are you doing in my city?
A: Right now, I'm just talking to you

Q: What do you do for work?
A: I'm a male escort. But I'll give you and your girl friends a group price

Q: Tell me more about yourself?
A: Can you be a bit more broad? Your question is too specific. It's 2am and I just feel like writing a novel to you right now

Q: What are you looking for on here?
A: Looking for my other sock right now. Can you come over and help me.
(hl: Lika91)

Q: Do you have a condom?
A: No. Does UberEats deliver those?
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#7
(05-04-2021, 11:19 PM)Kentemo Wrote: This one is more online, but I get a bunch of time: ''tell me more about yourself''.

I find this so annoying, since it's such an open-ended question and I don't want to tell my whole life story.

Depending on rapport i like to playfully call out shitty questions like this

"Omg you didn't ask me THAT did you???" Or something
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#8
Q: Do you have a condom?
A: No. Does UberEats deliver those?

Just say yes.

If a girl says "just one more song and we'll go back to my place"

Just say yes. No more "Ooh I hope it's a long one like my penis hah"
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#9
Q: What are you doing in Ukraine (or any X location)? (Online Apps)
A: I am drinking a cup of water right now in Ukraine, what are you doing in Ukraine?

I had to laugh when I actually typed that to the girl as reply.
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#10
That's the kind of response you get from a Chinese girl...except with them it's not said as a joke
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#11
^ That also reminds me that you have to calibrate your response to the girl.

If her English is bad, or her mindset is simple, certain responses won't work.
If you haven't met anyone, I'll assume you're lying (h/t to Teedub from the old forum)
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