Being in the Army is a Cock Block

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Being in the Army is a Cock Block

Before enlisting in the Army few young men take stock of what their sex lives will be like while they serve the nation. It’s not a question that comes up in the recruiter’s office. While soldiers like to boast about how much poon they get, the truth is that the average soldier is frustrated by a lifestyle that keeps him from getting laid.

Army leaders don’t care if you get laid. They are all married men. This issue may be invisible to them and to the public, but it is very real and any man thinking about enlisting should weigh this into their decision. The Army life cockblocks in ways that don’t become fully apparent to a new recruit until it’s too late.

 

Beauty Desert

One of the first things you notice when you enter military life is how off-putting the girls are. I call it living in a beauty desert. Generally, girls who enlist were tomboys as children that never grew out of it. They look plain and try to act tough. They’re tattooed. They’re ghetto. And surprisingly a lot of them are fat. With limited access to civilian girls, many young soldiers compete with each other to bang females in their unit.

It’s said that there are only 3 reasons a girl joins the Army: 1. To find a man 2. To find a lot of men. 3 To be a man. That’s what you will usually come across among the ranks of unattached female soldiers—husband hunters, sluts, and GI jane types. None of whom will be pretty or feminine.

As a man with standards, you will have to go off post to find chicks who pass your boner test. This leads into the next Army cock block.

 

Duty Station Isolation

Many Army posts are intentionally located far from large urban areas where a man has the best shot at a fulfilling sex life. The Army requires substantial land area for field training and range operations. This leaves single soldiers stuck with dick in hand.

A lot of young men hang around the barracks getting drunk on the weekend. Combine enough cheap beer and a long slump and Army chicks start to look good. Alternatively, soldiers head out in wolfpacks to grimy bars and clubs close to post that cater to soldiers. As a service member in a military town, it seems like everywhere you go is a sausage fest. The reality of life for a soldier on the make is that you have to drive a ways or fly somewhere to meet girls you want to lay.

Needless to say, if you get deployed to Afghanistan or the Middle East, you will most likely be celibate for 9-12 months.

In my case, I lucked out getting assigned to Korea as my first duty station. Korean chicks are hot, stylish, and everywhere. I was stationed in the countryside about an hour’s train ride south of Seoul. However, escalating dates to sex was a challenge because, like all soldiers, I didn’t have a place of my own.

 

No Good Place To Bang

If you’re a lower enlisted single soldier (your first couple years), you will live in a barracks. Army barracks have visiting hours and all guests must sign in. Depending on the newness of the barracks, you might share a suite with another soldier or, worst case, you will live in the same room. Many soldiers are video game addicts during off duty time and hardly ever leave the room. You have no expectation of privacy in the Army, which throws salt in your game.

In Korea, I never brought a girl back to my room. I didn’t want the hassle of getting her on post. Nor did I want everyone in my unit knowing my business. All of the sex I had in Korea took place in motel rooms in Seoul. It helped that young people banging in motel rooms is part of Korean culture. But still, staying in motel rooms and traveling back and forth got expensive and tiring (sleeping on rock hard mattresses and pillows that you invariably find in Korean motels).

Now that I’m back stationed in the United States, my logistics for meeting and banging girls are much worse. The barracks I live in were literally built in the desert. Here I focus on working out at the gym and counting down my days left in the Army. Like many other soldiers, my thoughts often jump ahead to the day when I won’t have to live like this anymore.

 

End Note

Be selfish with your freedom. If you enlist for active duty, your free-wheeling days are over. The Army is perfectly setup to cock block the bachelor. Putting it plainly, you won’t work with pretty girls, you won’t live near pretty girls, and you won’t have a cool pad nearby to bring them to even if you did.

guest-author-iconGuest author: Cool

I’m Cool. I’m finishing up 5 years of service in the US Army. Along the way, I learned some hard lessons and gotten stronger. I love travel and fitness.

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